Hold My Beer (Space Traipse Hold My Beer Season 1) by Karina Fabian
Requirements: .ePUB, .MOBI/.AZW reader, 1.2MB
Overview: If you love Star Trek and parodies…
If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan…
If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen….
….then this is the book for you.
These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. You know the mission. Let’s meet the crew:
•Capt Jeb Tiberius: A good ol’ boy from Texas whose religion requires firm buttocks.
•First Officer Commander Phineas Smythe: His uncanny ability to win Rock-Paper-Scissors-Redshirt-Alien means he can pick his away missions.
•Chief Engineer Commander Angus Deary: The first person to reverse the polarity by 90 degrees.
•Xenologist and Ship’s Sexy, Loreli: A plant-based life form with a perfect figure, she keeps up ship morale – and ratings.
•Chief of Security, Enigo Guillermo Ricardo Montoya Guiterrez LaFuentes: Raised on the UGS The Hood, where gang war is a cultural right, he’s not afraid to shoot a fellow crewman. That’s what stun is for!
•Ops Officer Ensign Ellie Doall: Fresh from the HMB Mary Sue, she can so just about anything all on her own – and often does.
•Transporter Chief, Dolfrick Dour: By the manipulations of technology, he reduces people to their most basic elements and rematerializes them elsewhere. Is it any wonder he’s 23rd Century Goth?
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Download Instructions:
http://destyy.com/w3VlOr
http://destyy.com/w3VlOo
