The Laura Books series by Robert Townsend (Books 1~2)
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Overview: I was born in the village of Histon, which is just outside Cambridge, England, in December of 1959. When I was four years old and my younger brother was one the family moved to a house in Stevenage, Hertfordshire as my father had obtained a new and better paid job for Stevenage Borough Council as a Public Health Inspector.
Genre: Erotic Romance Humor
Laura’s New Boyfriend: Laura’s New Boyfriend is the first installment of a series of complete comedy novels. It is set in the fictional seaside holiday resort of Dunehaven on the south coast of England in the present day. One bright and sunny day, while strolling along the seafront, the story teller discovers a somewhat peculiar gift shop that has just opened for business. With time on his hands he goes inside to browse around. His eye catches a strange and mysterious fossilized toad on display in a glass cabinet. The owner reliably informs him that the toad was made by and once owned by the great wizard Merlin from ancient Arthurian legend. Taking this tale with a pinch of salt, he buys it nevertheless for a nominal price. Later, while trying to evade two nasty bullies, he jumps onto a nearby bus. While travelling home on the bus he meets a beautiful auburn haired girl called Laura. They get chatting and become interested in each other. Very soon they start dating and become a seriously involved couple. As their erotic love life blossoms it is left to their whacky and outrageous friend Debra to accidentally discover that the mysterious fossil toad has strange magical powers. All the while the three of them are being stalked by the evil Dooley brothers. When the strange powers of the ancient toad are revealed a series of whacky and comic adventures soon follow. This includes the bizarre and hilarious come-uppance that gets meted out to Debra’s slimy cheating boyfriend.
Laura’s Wedding: Laura’s Wedding is the sequel to Laura’s New Boyfriend. Laura and I start making our wedding plans, and we seek out a local church. We find one with the unusual name of "The Holy Church of Saint Mary Magdalene The Non-Virgin, and get to meet its’ eccentric minister, The Reverend Popplethwaite. Our plans go along swimmingly until Laura’s maiden Aunt Maisie comes to stay for a weekend. When she discovers that Laura and I regularly sleep together, she goes into an apoplectic shock and throws a wobbly. Being very religious and from a different generation, she believes that sex before marriage is sinful and wrong. There follows a massive argument with Laura’s mother, and she leaves the house in a self righteous huff. A short time later we discover that Auntie Maisie has been in contact with her own church minister, and together with dozens of her own church cronies, they set up camp in a nearby hotel. They start making nefarious plans to sabotage our big day. The stage is set for a major confrontation between two very different church ministers and their respective congregations over whether this sinful and blasphemous wedding should be allowed to take place or not. Meanwhile, it is left to our whacky outrageous friend Debra to come up with a cunning plan to save the day. There also emerges an ancient Arthurian prophesy about a mystical Red Moon Child who is to be conceived under a Lunar Eclipse.
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