The Bizarre Blades Series by Stevie Collier (1-5)
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Overview: Stevie Collier is a Bestselling Fantasy author who courageously dives into the realms of Epic, Dark, and Sword and Sorcery Fantasy!
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
1. The Jigsaw Blade (The Bizarre Blades Book 1)
He always dreamed of becoming a Champion. But finding a mythical sword could cut his life short…Finn Featherstone longs to trade in his paintbrush for a legendary Bizarre Blade. One day, after heroically rescuing a young girl and coming face-to-face with his sword-fighting idol, he is shocked to learn he is being drafted as a foot soldier. A few days later the army caravan he marches with is attacked by a pack of saber-toothed tigers. While trying to survive, Finn finds himself crashing through the ice where he mistakenly discovers a magical Blade of his very own.Introduced to a world of Champions jealous of his random find, Finn struggles to master his sword’s sludge-spitting bad attitude. Surrounded by dubious allies, he must somehow find the courage to battle the vicious meat-eating dinosaurs that roam the land as well as trying to survive the freezing elements. And when a traitor takes down Finn’s fellow Champions, the former painter must tame his angsty weapon in a hurry if he has any hope of winning the fight of his life.Can Finn command his deranged Blade before his dreams of glory come to a bloody end?The Jigsaw Blade is the first book in the refreshingly unique Bizarre Blades sword and sorcery fantasy series. If you like plucky heroes, wacky humor, and ferocious dinosaurs, then you’ll love Stevie Collier’s swashbuckling tale.Buy The Jigsaw Blade to join a weird and wild adventure today!A HUGE thank you to all readers who helped to make this series a bestseller! I love you all! You have made my dream come true. -Stevie and his Siberian Husky, SpartacusPraise for The Jigsaw Blade:The Jigsaw Blade is unlike any fantasy novel I have ever read, and has set a new standard for me in the genre. -Goodreads Review ★★★★★Throw everything else about conventional Fantasy out the window. Stevie Collier is not a conventional author. -Amazon Review ★★★★★the funniest book I’ve read since Kings of the Wyld–as in, people are looking at me in the break room and asking why I’m laughing so much! -Goodreads Review ★★★★★What a fantastic read! I can’t say enough about this book as it kept me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end! -Amazon Review ★★★★★Reviews that are almost as funny as the book! (Grammar corrected for legibility)I am sure the author had fun writing this. -Amazon Review ★★Too many out of place mentions of sweaty ass cracks and gooch trolls. -Amazon Review ★★★…the main character pisses himself and then goes to bed in them pants he pissed in… -Amazon Review ★★…lacked sense, humor, or much else… -Amazon Review ★★Not funny. Not silly. Not entertaining… -Amazon Review ★★In the Bizarre Blade Series:Book 1: The Jigsaw BladeBook 2: The Golden BladeBook 3: The Plague BladeBook 4: The Blood BladeBook 5: The Forsaken Blade (Preorder Now!)
2. The Golden Blade (The Bizarre Blades Book 2)
A sword of unimaginable power. A hero in need of a miracle. Can he find the mythical blade in time to save his father?Finn Featherstone never thought that owning a Bizarre Blade would cause this much trouble. After barely controlling his stubborn weapon long enough to rescue his fellow Champions, he’s unsure if his dream of glory is worth the challenge. But when a tyrannical king vows to hunt the hero down, Finn never imagined the enemy would kidnap his father.With an execution looming, Finn vows to find the fabled Golden Blade to rescue his family. But it’ll take more than courage to survive pirate-infested waters, angry cyclopes, and gargantuan dinosaurs. And if he and his crew somehow make it to their destination alive, he’ll still have to solve an ancient and deadly trial to prove his worth.Can Finn find the inner strength to retrieve the blade and defeat a vicious king?The Golden Blade is the second book in the delightfully original Bizarre Blades sword and sorcery fantasy series. If you like unlikely heroes, off-the-wall magic, and prehistoric monsters, then you’ll love Stevie Collier’s thrilling tale.Buy The Golden Blade to watch a young hero fight for his destiny today!Praise for The Golden Blade:All I can say is…my mind was blown! And not nearly in the way I expected. -Goodreads Review ★★★★★This series has been astounding so far, and with such a vast world, and the promise of three more books I can’t wait to see where Collier chooses to take us next. -Goodreads Review ★★★★★Collier fires on all cylinders in this novel, whether describing the treacherous terrain of the new lands Finn and his companions encounter, exploring the darkness of a character coping with mental health problems, or tastefully opening up to a very real, very intense romance subplot. -Goodreads Review ★★★★★In the Bizarre Blade Series:Book 1: The Jigsaw BladeBook 2: The Golden BladeBook 3: The Plague Blade Book 4: The Blood Blade Book 5: The Forsaken Blade (Preorder Now!)
3. The Plague Blade (The Bizarre Blades Book 3)
A black-magic plague devours the realm. To stop it, he’ll have to slay his girlfriend’s dad… Finn Featherstone has transformed from a scrawny nobody to rising hero. But unlocking the true strength of his Jigsaw Blade and winning the heart of the beautiful Ariel hasn’t delivered joy. Especially after his father’s murder and the massacre of an entire kingdom by the dark sorcerer who just so happens to be his sweetheart’s next of kin.As scourge-ridden monstrosities threaten the land, Finn must slice his way through a massive army to break the sinister Plague Blade. With contaminated monsters closing in on all sides, he’s running out of time to master his bright weapon before the darkness swallows him whole.Can Finn wield his mighty sword and save their world from obliteration?The Plague Blade is the third book in the quirky Bizarre Blades sword and sorcery fantasy series. If you like memorable characters, imaginative magic, and edge-of-your-seat action, then you’ll love Stevie Collier’s darkly comedic adventure. Buy The Plague Blade to watch an unlikely hero chop down a villain today! Praise for The Jigsaw Blade:The Jigsaw Blade is unlike any fantasy novel I have ever read, and has set a new standard for me in the genre. -Goodreads Review ★★★★★Throw everything else about conventional Fantasy out the window. Stevie Collier is not a conventional author. -Amazon Review ★★★★★the funniest book I’ve read since Kings of the Wyld–as in, people are looking at me in the break room and asking why I’m laughing so much! -Goodreads Review ★★★★★In the Bizarre Blade Series:Book 1: The Jigsaw BladeBook 2: The Golden BladeBook 3: The Plague Blade Book 4: The Blood Blade Book 5: The Forsaken Blade (Release Date: July 23rd)
4. The Blood Blade (The Bizarre Blades Book 4)
What kind of heartless monster could give the orders to begin a worldwide genocide? Only one… the Blood Blade wielder.A dying Hex Hunter has the last laugh by transporting Ariel away from her friends using his Void Whip. Jade, in white hot anger, shoves his Phantom Blade into the man’s heart, killing him as well as losing any hopes of finding where the horrid Hex Hunter sent their Champion ally.Soon, Finn finds himself once again in the presence of the Romantic Rogues who have called upon him and Jade to fulfill the debt that is owed to them. Before even launching on the legendary pirate ship, Finn encounters the largest meat-eating dinosaur he’s ever seen and the most powerful Whip Wielder he’s ever faced.After surviving an intense fight on the beach, an insane naval battle between two pirate galleons, a sinking ship, and a village of cannibals who want him for soup, Finn discovers that he has a chance to end the treachery of the Gorgonops!But should he?The magical races are sucking the world of its main source of energy and soon everything will be destroyed. Should Finn let this horrible genocide continue? Let thousands of innocents die for the sake of millions? Or should he swing the Jigsaw Blade in one final battle against the one who had his father hung from the rafters.Either way, there will be blood…
5. The Forsaken Blade (The Bizarre Blades Book 5)
With world-shattering tremors, friends that are now enemies, and a being so powerful he controls all things made from matter, Finn faces his final and last test as Champion.(but first, a word from our gnome)Hello there! I’m Professor Wackadoodle! If you have yet to read the first four books in the series then shame on you, you damned sneaky snake you! I’ve traveled from the dimension that holds the kingdoms of which you’ve read just to relay this message: DO NOT READ the description below if you have yet to experience the first four books. So, grab your gooch troll and prepare yourself for an adventure unlike no other!The Featherstone Omen comes true but who knew it would come with such terrible and heart wrenching sacrifice? From painter to Champion, Finn makes his final push to save the ones he loves as well as the entire world.Armed with the knowledge that the one responsible for the soon to be apocalypse lies deep beneath their feet, Finn and his fellow adventurers must seek a way to enter this god-like being’s dominion. However, the tremors that now shake the world with incredible power are becoming more and more frequent which will make the journey much more dangerous.From facing off against the terrible Hawk Flurry to coming into contact with a giant Kraken, Finn makes his move towards where he thinks to be the access point to the center of the world. Along the way he meets a lonely forge worker (and highly erotic) troll, is to be executed by a large-breasted fish-headed siren, and accidently joins a cult that follows a god that doesn’t exist.If Finn thought his only trouble was finding the ancient entrance to the core of the world… he was so wrong.Journey with Finn on his very last adventure. Friends and companions will be lost. One will become a god. New magical weapons as well as fantastic races will be discovered. And, above all, the most important aspect of this story: Wackadoodle gets a new ladle.This is the fifth and final installment of the Bizarre Blades and is by far the wackiest, most heart-wrenching, nail-biting, laugh-out-loud, book yet. Stevie Collier releases the dam on his insane imagination and vomits up a story unlike no other.(from the author) ps… get ready for an ending that will knock your socks off and turn your gooch troll to stone.A HUGE thank you to all readers who helped to make this series a bestseller! I love you all! You have made my dream come true. -Stevie and his Siberian Husky, SpartacusPraise for The Jigsaw Blade:The Jigsaw Blade is unlike any fantasy novel I have ever read, and has set a new standard for me in the genre. -Goodreads Review ★★★★★Throw everything else about conventional Fantasy out the window. Stevie Collier is not a conventional author. -Amazon Review ★★★★★the funniest book I’ve read since Kings of the Wyld–as in, people are looking at me in the break room and asking why I’m laughing so much! -Goodreads Review ★★★★★What a fantastic read! I can’t say enough about this book as it kept me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end! -Amazon Review ★★★★★
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