The Freaky Series by Susan Berran (1-6)
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Overview: Many teachers now recommending Susan’s books to the parents of those ‘reluctant reader’ children. And not surprisingly many parents .. & grandparents are enjoying the laughter as they reminisce over the kids adventures.
These series help the reader to discover that their imagination can far outweigh even the best ‘video games’.
Susan is currently busy visiting Primary schools to help encourage & ignite a passion for reading & writing.
Genre: Fiction > Children/Young Adult
1. Splinterz
If it’s fun and adventure you’re looking for, then this is the book for you!
Sam’s life seemed to be heading down the toilet since his little sister, Miss ‘I’m sooo good’ Smelly Melly Prissy Pants was born.
But in the ‘sticks’ of Agnath he found a best friend, Jared, a tall skinny redhead with a gazillion freckles.
And when underground tunnels are discovered right below them, it’s Sam that encounters the deadly inhabitants.
These adventures are like no other you have ever shared. You’ll feel as if you’re right there with Sam as he discovers the shocking secret of the tunnels! And his Mum is just as annoying as yours too!
Read how Sam and Jared explore the strange, alien tunnels, while along the way sending the first frog into space using jet-propelled buttocks! Just make sure that you’re as brave and daring as he is, before you turn the first page! And watch out for the next exciting book in this series, Toe Jamm’d! You’ll wish you were there to join the boys.
2. Toe Jamm’d
Up for another hilariously gross adventure? Then read on… Sam and his best mate, Jared, are off on another Freaky adventure. Sam’s been hard at work all summer trying to build up the world’s largest, smelliest, grossest ball of toe jam from all of the cow poop, slug slime and sweat that’s living between his toes. But when he uses Smelly Melly’s toothbrush to try and dig out the huge dob of mouldy, smelly muck, well, let’s just say… it’s not too happy about the move. Watch out for the next exciting book in this Freaky series – Lick’d. You’ll wish you were there to join the boys!
3. Lick’d
Mum reckons the locals have been here so many generations that they’re all probably cousins anyway and that’s why they’re a bit “lower” than me. But I know what she really means by “low”—she means dumb, pillock, unintelligent, stupid, anserine, not all there, dimwit, nerf, lunkhead, dense, thick, dolt, dopey, blockhead, muttonhead, fool, goose, bonehead, pud-denhead, numbat, dumbass, simpleton, nitwit, half-wit, doofas, dunce, dunderhead, numskull, yokokel, clod, bonehead, knuckle-headà There you are—32 different terms for “low.” Now you can tell Mum and Dad this book is very educational. The sixth grade boys all stick together. We call them The Seven Dimwits. There’s Toffee, Wheezy, Booga and Ratty, the twins Dufas and Dorky, and worst of all, Itchy. And I reckon the teachers were sent out here for punishment. Miss Croonarc doesn’t look much older than us and she’s straight out of Teachers’ College. She must have failed her course really badly to get stuck way out here.
4. Bonez
Ready for another hilariously gross adventure? For ages, Sam and Jared thought of Agnath as the slimy green booga of the country, the butt-crack of the world, until they found out about the lost treasure. But for Sam and Jared to find it, first they will have to do the unthinkable—suck up to Toffee Thomas and face unspeakable horrors, the sight of Booga Boris streaking, a giant big pink grubby bunny with really bad yellowing BO stains under his furry armpits, and much more. So swallow your chocolate-dipped goats brain on a stick and cow kidney ice cream and get ready for another gut-chucking, dung-sliding adventure, and just wait for the twist in this one.
5. Chomp’d
It’s grosser, weirder, funnier and even smellier than before!
Take another brilliantly twisted adventure with Sam, Jared and little Miss ‘dung daks’ smelly Melly poop pants as they head off on holidays … to the most dangerous place on the planet.
But is it really a holiday … or a final resting place to get rid of annoying kids?
With the poisonous puke plants, ferocious farting animals, tree swinging hippies and Smelly Melly’s deadliest fungus growing, chunky chuck-up nappies yet!
This time, adventure is snapping at their heels … and they just might not be able to keep their stomach contents down.
6. Suck’d
The latest grossed out tale from Susan Berran, the finalist in the 2014 Speech Pathology Australia Book Awards. The sixth title in Susan Berran’s Freaky series is as funny and as gross as the last.
Just when Sam didn’t think things could get any worse, his best mate, Jared, becomes so sick he has to stay home from school for the entire week, leaving Sam on his own to face the suckiest week of his whole sucktacular life. With Toffee tugging at his nauseating nostril taffy, Abbey being crabby, Booga’s gigantic butt bugle and the rest of the cow-cuddling, sheep-kissing kids. It might be Jared that’s sick but by the end of this week it’s Sam who’s going to need the barf bucket.
This book is a great addition to this series which has proved popular in the past even with kids who consider themselves ‘non-readers’.
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