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Overview: If you read trashy vampire novels, you’ll most likely find a lot of vampires are jerks. I mean how many times do they seduce the protagonist’s sister like in Polidori’s The Vampyre, or his bride to be like in Stoker’s Dracula? Also, Vampire’s will sleep with apparently anybody. They’re dead! How does that even work? Is there some kind of magical blood flow in their dead corpse of a body? I wanted answers to these and many other questions, so I sought out and found a vampire willing to spill his life story.
This was not an easy book to write. Have you ever spent time in the company of the undead? They bite! Even their groupies bite! You are in constant danger and when you do finally get the time to sit down and hear part of the story they obviously embellish. They sensationalize everything. Night after night of endless women and he will still steal your girlfriend right out from under you! Then, when you finally get finished writing the story, the bastard hates it and will not authorize it to be published.Screw him! I am publishing it anyway. In fact, I’m going to add everything back in I left out because I was trying to save the jerk some face. I will tell the true and long version of the story warts and all! Here is the complete unauthorized biography of that bastard the vampire.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
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