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Overview: With a vision of a galaxy where everyone can be friends, a naive talking donkey couldn’t have picked a worse job. Symbiont Harry—rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars—is imprisoned in the form of a donkey. When space pirates capture his ship, they’re hoping for more than a cargo-load of livestock. Notorious Redbeard wants to space the wisecracking donkey, if only Captain Cass will let him, so Harry will have to prove his value—quickly—if he wants to stay alive. But then everything changes. The adventure quickly escalates as the “effin’ Feds” pursue the pirates across the galaxy. Despite the danger and raising stakes, each misstep offers Harry unlikely opportunities for friendship—and another chance at redemption. All three books of the Starship Ass trilogy in one collection.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
1. Of Donkeys, Gods, and Space Pirate
Harold is a symbiont. He’s also an a**. Banished from his planet of Cern, imprisoned in the carrier form of a donkey, Harry gets swept up by an interstellar livestock trading vessel—the SS Bray. His only companions? The other donkeys and livestock. Pirate captain Cass and her crew of misfits are desperate for a score. So, when they encounter and board the cargo herding vessel registered as the SS Bray, she’s less than sure of how they might cash in on a hold full of farm animals (including a naive talking donkey!). Lucky for them, there’s a prize donkey contest with a game-changing purse … and they just happen to have a hold full of potential contestants. Meanwhile, the ghosts of Cass’s past are determined to find her. A Federation Navy deserter, her hijacking of the cargo ship sets off alarm bells with the top brass, who are quick to pursue this new lead. Giving them the slip might be easy, were it not for a double-crossing informant… Can Captain Cass and her gang of pirates evade the Federation and cash in on their cargo? Can Harry the donkey-riding symbiont find a new home with the space pirates, or better yet, become a prize donkey and gain the adoration of an entire planet?
2. Of Donkeys, Dogs, and Rogue Bits
The Federation has a new secret weapon. The mission, should Captain Cass and her intrepid crew of space pirates accept it? Infiltrate the Federation Navy flagship and extract the secret weapon. Meanwhile, Harold’s donkey host is ailing, which means he’s on the outside-looking-in. As unlikely as it may seem, he’s managed to help them through some of their biggest hurdles. How will they possibly manage without him on this, their most dangerous adventure to date?
3. Of Donkeys, Cogs, and Hot Bodies
For centuries, donkeys have been underrepresented in the space piracy trade. Harry’s about to change that. But first, much like pirate Haven leader Tone E Robbins, he’ll be forced to confront a dark secret chapter from his past. Along the way, they’ll be hunted by a Federation foe determined to wipe Haven out of existence … led by none other than the Beloved Leader, himself, the Grand COG (that’s short for Center-of-the-Galaxy). Will the United Federation of Mankind prevail? Or will Harry and his friends prove once and for all that there’s a place in the galaxy for everyone?
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