Splinter Salem series by Wayne Hill (Part #1-3)
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Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
What if the worst version of you is exactly what the world needs? The epic Space Fable Splinter Salem is a tale of love and loss, life and death, of redemption and copious amounts of space grog. With inspiration from Douglas Adams, Hunter S Thompson, Terry Pratchet, Clive Barker and Stephen King, Splinter Salem is currently a three part series, with much more planned for the future. Think DEADPOOL meets RED DWARF.
Five minutes, thirty-eight seconds, and seven split seconds post-arrival of deep space exploration craft Neptune to Gliese 581d, the age-old question of whether we are alone in the universe finally had a resolute answer. The aliens were nicknamed Buckies by an over enthusiastic zoologist, who noted a certain similarity in the shell shape of the aliens to that of the whelk, whose Latin name was Buccinum undatum. Their scale, however, was significantly different. Buckies were three to four times the size of Earth’s blue whales, highly intelligent, friendly, herbivorous, and aesthetically unpleasant. (Actually, to say that Buckies are aesthetically unpleasant is a perverse understatement, the greatest fantasy of the millennium. It is like saying Pluto is a bit nippy in winter! The foul appearance of these highly unusual alien creatures could stop you dead in your tracks and cause you to evacuate your bowels.) Hundreds of first encounters with these mysterious and terrifying creatures has unwittingly ended many a brave explorer’s intention of visiting other planets, and, indeed, meeting anything with more eyes than themselves.
- Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
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