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Overview: Bimisi Tayanita is Indian (feather not dot).
Sumguyen Bangladesh is Indian (dot not feather).
When they met they figured they might as well team up, them both being Indian and all. After the "teaming up" they decided as long as they were teamed up they might as well have a purpose, and that purpose might as well be introducing the world to a series of hilariously inappropriate children’s books.
Join in the fun as Reach Around Books takes you on a journey through their ill-advised and half-drunken misadventures…
Genre: Fiction > General Fiction/Classics > Satire
Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand: Reach Around Books–Season One, Book Three
“Spank the Monkey will never expose the thoughts that you fold and unfold and refold over and over in your mind…He will only whisper his sweet song of deliverance."
–Zackary N. Maughan, cunning linguist
Inspired by several hundred true stories…and counting. Bimisi Tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. If you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don’t bother with books 4 and 5…maybe this isn’t for you.
We can part ways now and still be friends.
Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is a fun and light hearted story that everybody can relate to, except for you of course…you have no idea what everybody is laughing about (wink, wink).
Put Tony’s Nuts in Your Mouth!: Reach Around Books–Season One, Book Four
“If you have not done it yet, you are really missing out…
Grab a sack of Tony’s nuts and put them in your mouth!”
–The Johnson twins
Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night,
Bimisi Tayanita and Sumguyen Bangladesh aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone
calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
As the sun Dipped into the Pacific they found themselves sequestered
by a weathered native peddler (presumably named Tony) who mimed towards his cart and through guttural broken english encouraged them to “Put Tony’s
nuts in your mouth…”
60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza complimented the first of Tony’s nuts,
pen was put to parchment and book four of Season One came to be.
Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber: Reach Around Books–Season One, Book Five
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.
It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale. As Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another, they took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, “That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn’t talk.”
A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi’s nose…and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of Season One.
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