Orc Pirate, Books 1-2 by Simon Archer
Requirements: .M4A/.M4B reader, 1gb
Overview: Fear not. By listening to these books, you too can experience the awesome power of being an Orc Pirate. Unless, of course, you’re scared.
Kill them all. Take their Loot. Let the gods sort them out.
Look at your library. Sadly, none of those books are about orc pirates, but if you bought this book, one of them could be.
Genre: Audiobooks > Fiction
BOOK 1: Raiding the Seven Seas
Now, look at this book. It’s about a badass orc on a giant pirate ship about to raid the closest human village. What’s in his hand? A big ass axe as he stomps up the gangplank to slaughter all who stand in his way.
Look again. Now you’re saving the princess, and she’s ever so grateful.
Trust me, anything is possible when you’re an orc pirate and not a weakling.
BOOK 2: The Briny Deep
As you can see, Orc Pirate has returned. And it’s not because he forgot his shirt. No. Sadly, his huge muscles make it nearly impossible for him to actually wear a shirt made of flimsy, weak cloth. In fact, once someone tried to make him a shirt, and it simply screamed and fell away to dust at the sight of his rippling biceps and huge pectoral muscles, at which point, the seamstress who made it passed out from the sight of his truly exquisite body.
No. The real reason he’s back is because he’s so powerful, he couldn’t possibly stay away. In fact, he’s so powerful, that listening to this book can blow your mind right out of your pitiful human face.
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