Not Dead Yet: A British Zombie Apocalypse series Box Set by K. Bartholomew (#1-3)
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Overview: If you enjoy a zombie military series and a hilarious anti-hero, you’ll love the historical twists in Not Dead Yet. This boxset includes the first three books in the series.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
#1
How will the Victorians handle a zombie apocalypse? Not all heroes are heroic… In fact, some are outright dastardly.
After being expelled from Eton, Jack Strapper is tricked into joining the army and posted to an Irish cavalry regiment in the false belief it’ll be safe. However, he’s horrified to discover the nation’s already amidst an ongoing apocalypse. Worse still, his unit’s commanded by a mad colonel who’s intent on making him fight.
He was told it would be all pretty girls and parties. Oops. How will the now Captain Strapper cope knowing a million victims of the Potato Famine are roaming the land as zombies? Yet, after an astonishing run of incredible coincidences and good fortune, he soon builds a reputation as an intrepid warrior. But not all are fooled.
There is one officer, Major Lynch, the regiment’s most decorated soldier, who’s taken a disliking to the young upstart. Refusing to believe the tales of heroics, he’s disgusted by the way his comrades fawn over this boy who can barely even hold a sabre, never mind single-handedly vanquish dozens of foes. And why are there no living witnesses? After an unfortunate incident with his wife, Lynch now holds a personal vendetta and will stop at nothing to expose Jack for the coward he really is.
#2
Strappy’s Back! And he’s more cunning, debauched, cowardly and lucky than ever.
Scotland 1859 – After unwittingly achieving fame, prestige, wealth and the love of the nation’s ladies, Captain Jack Strapper is determined to maintain his new exalted station at all costs, just so long as it’s safe. After his Ireland ‘heroics,’ Strappy’s determined not to experience the likes of the same again. Yet with zombies slowly taking over large parts of the country, the calls for the nation’s hero to take a lead become ever louder.
Strappy endeavours to pull every trick in the book, and a few that aren’t, to escape and shirk his duty without making it appear so. But thanks to a past violation of an old friendship, not to mention his inability at keeping it in his breeches, our hero soon finds himself thrust into that one place he tried so hard to avoid – Back in a cavalry regiment lead by a rogue colonel gone mad in the heart of a zombie infested war zone. And worse still – He’s surrounded by whisky drinking, foul smelling, incomprehensible and unsympathetic Scotsmen in kilts – And they’re the ones supposedly on his side.
#3
He’s back and now he has a knighthood. After suffering such awful hardships in both Ireland and Scotland, England’s national hero is determined never again to face another zombie.
However, after being caught with his pants down, literally, subsequent events are wrenched from his control when he’s forced to take appalling remedies – Joining an elite fighting force whose one job is to go deep into the heart of zombie-infested territory. How will Sir Jack cope after finding himself back in the thick of the action?
After a terrible act of treason, the fearsome yet capable Major Bain Savage has one chance at avoiding the hangman’s noose and earning redemption – Save Britannia. Thus, the most hated man in the country unwittingly finds himself fighting alongside an in-form Strappy. What could possibly go wrong?
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