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Overview: Six books and over 1200+ pages of magic and mayhem, action and humor fill this snarky urban fantasy boxed set.
Mortality bites. Especially after three-hundred years of being a vampire. Meet Katrina Darling, a nineteen-year-old freshman who—four years ago—happened to be a blood-sucking, evil vampire. Then the gods left, exiling all manners of mythical creatures to Earth and turning half-breed demons back to their former human selves. Trouble is, after three-hundred years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human. So she decides to do what any nineteen year old would do: enroll in college. But the world is only starting to get used to the fact that mythical creatures are real and discovering that your neighbor was once an evil, blood-sucking fiend tends to end with pitchforks, torches and lynchings … so hiding her past is high on Kat’s ‘I’m just a normal human girl’ to-do list. The thing about to-do lists is some items refuse to get scratched off.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
1. Mortality Bites
When I was dead, all I wanted was to be alive. Now that I’m human again, all I want to do is die. Being alive is tough. Especially after three hundred years of being a vampire. But now that I’m human again, I’ve decided to do what any nineteen-year-old human girl does: go to university. I thought it would be a breeze. After all, how many other students have the kind of life experience I have? Everything was going great (well, not great. I did embarrass myself in front of the campus heart-throb), until the only real friend I made was murdered. And not just murdered—ritually sacrificed. And here I thought college would offer me the “typical human experience.” Looks like I’m going to have to dust off my vampire huntress skills and test them out in a human body. My name is Katrina Darling—ex-vampire, re-human-ated university student and totally pi**ed off.
2. Family Matters
You may be done with the past, but that doesn’t mean that the past is done with you. And when you’re a three-hundred-year-old ex-vampire, you’ve got a lot of past to deal with. Not the least of which is your mother. A mother who should have died a few centuries back. A mother who, in a fit of confused adolescent need, I turned into a vampire. Over the centuries we’ve had our fights. And by fights, I mean the murderous, knife-through-the-heart, cut-off-her-head kinds of fights. You know, typical family stuff. But now that the gods are gone and we’re both human, I guess it’s time to let bygones be bygones and be a family again. The only thing is, with so many bygones it’s hard to forgive and impossible to forget. All I want to do is be a normal university student, doing normal human stuff. You know: date the resident hunk, study, date some more. Best to keep Mom’s visit as short as possible. But when a stalker from our past interrupts our little dysfunctional family reunion, I’m forced into a fight that could very well get me, my boyfriend and everyone I know killed. Sure, family matters—but so does breathing. I’m Katrina Darling, a three-hundred-year-old ex-vampire who apparently still has mommy issues.
3. Superhero Me!
Superheroes, yuck …What’s the expression again? “With great power comes a great pain in my a**.” And in a world where just about everything but superheroes exists, the last thing I expected to see was one flying around the park behind my dorm. I mean, isn’t it enough that this GoneGod world is filled with ghosts and demons, angels and valkyries, pixies and dragons? Do we really need souped-up humans, too? Come on! But that’s just the thing: superheroes don’t exist. Or at least, they shouldn’t. So when all sorts of superheroes start popping up on campus, fighting amongst themselves with such ferocity that they’re threatening the city, I have to don my own mask and cowl to figure out what’s going on. I’m Katrina Darling, a three-hundred-year-old ex-vampire who believes in ghosts, but not superheroes.
4. Orphaned Follies
You should never meet your heroes. Especially when you’re a changeling warrior imbued with unimaginable power.But that’s exactly what my fae roommate Deirdre wanted: to meet her hero, Professor Oighrig End. Turns out the professor was speaking at some exclusive event, and me being a sucker, I went with her. It wasn’t like I had anything better to do. I was fighting with my boyfriend, I hated my life and I was so severely depressed that all I really wanted to do was curl up in the fetal position and cry. Getting out would be good for me. But then someone had to go murder the human professor. And because of a massive snowstorm, we were literally locked in a building with his killer. What did Sherlock Holmes always say when faced with a mystery? “The game’s afoot.” I don’t know about games. I do know that I really wish I had gone with my initial instincts and stayed in bed. I’m Katrina Darling, a three-hundred-year-old ex-vampire who really wishes she’d read more Agatha Christie in her long, long life.
5. Dawn of a Thousand Sunsets
Japan is the land of the rising sun. Great place for a vampire. But that’s exactly where I have to go to find my missing soul. A few weeks ago I was, briefly, turned back into a vampire, which meant that I lost my soul for a day. When I first lost my vampirity, my soul came back. For reasons I don’t understand, this time it didn’t. What’s a girl to do? Go look for it, of course. The only problem is that my soul is being held hostage … in Japan. Why couldn’t it have been the mall? My name is Katrina Darling—ex-vampire, newly re-human-ated university student—and I’m about to max out my credit cards on plane tickets.
6. Three Dead Gods
Even gods can die. Turns out, they can also come back. The gods should be gone. And with their departure, they should have taken their troubles with them. But it seems that when the gods left, they didn’t take everything. Specifically, they didn’t take their dead. Three dead gods remained behind and, because of something I did, they’re going to resurrect themselves. I’ve seen the world with gods and I’ve seen the world without them. I can’t really say which is better, but what I do know is that these particular gods are real a**holes. Because I’m responsible for their resurrection, I’m also the girl who’s on the hook to stop them. Yaaay. My name is Katrina Darling—ex-vampire turned human again—and I’m about to make three dead gods deader.
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