Monsters in the Midwest series by Scott Burtness (#1-2)
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Overview: "Midwestern nice” is hard to pull off when you’re a bloodthirsty monster. Poor Herb isn’t even sure how he got vamped. One day, it’s same old, same old. Cooking at Ronnie’s, bowling with the guys, drinking at Steinknockers and pining for Lois, the prettiest waitress in Trappersville. The next, things start getting weird. With no one to guide him, Herb fumbles into his newfound abilities, courting disaster with each bumbling step. Sure, there are some perks. The local stripper wants him, he can do this whammy mind-control thing, and he is getting a lot better at bowling. But he can’t drink beer, the bodies are piling up, and his best friend Dallas is getting suspicious. When Herb and Dallas go for the same girl, keeping his dark secret becomes the least of Herb’s concerns. Booze, billiards, bake sales, babes, bowling, bar fights, blood and karaoke. Who would’ve thought that being undead would make life so interesting?
Genre: Horror | Comedy
Wisconsin Vamp (Book 1)
"Midwestern nice” is hard to pull off when you’re a bloodthirsty monster. Poor Herb isn’t even sure how he got vamped. One day, it’s same old, same old. Cooking at Ronnie’s, bowling with the guys, drinking at Steinknockers and pining for Lois, the prettiest waitress in Trappersville. The next, things start getting weird. With no one to guide him, Herb fumbles into his newfound abilities, courting disaster with each bumbling step. Sure, there are some perks. The local stripper wants him, he can do this whammy mind-control thing, and he is getting a lot better at bowling. But he can’t drink beer, the bodies are piling up, and his best friend Dallas is getting suspicious. When Herb and Dallas go for the same girl, keeping his dark secret becomes the least of Herb’s concerns. Booze, billiards, bake sales, babes, bowling, bar fights, blood and karaoke. Who would’ve thought that being undead would make life so interesting?
Northwoods Wolfman (Book 2)
When Dallas, the self-proclaimed Hero of Trappersville, is recruited by an ancient order of monster hunters, he’ more than happy to sign up. He did kill a bloodthirsty vampire, after all. As far as Dallas is concerned, monsters are monsters, and they have no place in Wisconsin. Or do they? And does Dallas really get to choose which side he’s on?
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