Missing Gretyl: You Only Love Twice by Si Page
Requirements: AZW3/ePUB/MOBI reader, 1.3 MB
Overview: A comedy drama with genuine pathos, Missing Gretyl is a hilarious adventure that threatens to destroy the marriages of Albert & Gretyl Trollop & Sharon & Dave Soddall.
Married longer than they care to remember, the Trollops live in a 12th floor high rise flat in Battersea, London. Crammed with Gretyl’s junk, there isn’t enough space to swing a cat, let alone, new shelving for more of Gretyl’s car boot tat.
Albert Trollop is the lovable protagonist who tries to escape the monotony of his marriage by fleeing at every given opportunity to the allotment and betting office, while Gretyl lives for the shopping channels, car boots and local gossip. They rarely see eye to eye and the local gossip and constant nagging drives Albert further away from his wife.
Meet the Soddall family. An ex-bouncer, Dave and his gorgeous wife, Sharon are living on benefits in a run-down council house. Lamenting their prospects and previous failed attempts at employment, the Soddall family invent the perfect idea for a holiday scam, involving Dave’s brother Tony, who, rich off a bank heist, has built five villas in Marbella. The front for a new company, ‘Costa Soddall Travel’ is born, with one slight hiccup: After buying land with an illegal permit from a corrupt Town City Planner, Tony has been given 90 days notice by the Spanish government, before his exclusive villas will be knocked down.
Get ready for a fun ride with holiday scams, flying toenails, botched hairdos, crazy car boots, cocaine-filled taxis, a deluded hitman, arson and murder. At the heart of the story, is a mysterious letter that threatens to turn the world of Albert & Gretyl Trollop upside down.
Genre: Contemporary Fiction > Humour
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