Margie Majors: Middle-Aged Vampire Slayer Series by Saranna DeWylde (1-2)
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Overview: Fairytales aren’t the absence of struggle, they’re about persevering through the darkest night. They’re about hope. Hell yeah, I write fairytales.
Genre: Fiction > Romance
1. The High School Reunion From Hell – All Margie Majors ever wanted was the mythical American dream she was taught to want: a hard-working husband, a house in a place that had neighborhood BBQs, a white picket fence, two kids, and a dog. Instead, she got “destiny.” Hers was to be a plus-sized, day-drinking, foul-mouthed, bisexual, retired vampire slayer with crushing debt and no idea what to do with the rest of her life.
The hard-working husband: Separated.
The house: For Sale.
The BBQ: Not enough alcohol in the world.
The dog: A vampire pitbull named Vlad the Impaler because he humps everything in sight.
The two kids: One smart-mouthed stepdaughter named Ryder who… who is actually pretty great.
But the rest sucks.
And with her twenty-fifth class reunion coming up and nothing to show for it, what’s a retired vampire slayer to do? Nothing out of the ordinary. Step in crap like she always does by dancing with her soon to be ex-husband in the high-school gym, literally tripping over a dead body, and making out with a pretty vampire who was once her arch-enemy, and who is most likely the killer.
3. The Date From Hell – Margie Majors is moving on with her life (Brooke approves!) and unfortunately, that means dating. If only to please her traumatized stepdaughter who has decided to try her hand at matchmaking by setting Margie up with her best friend’s super hot dad. However, the only that can compare to Margie’s vampire slaying skills, are her relationship slaying skills. She’s a world champion at both. What should have been the most romantic night of her life is soured by food poisoning, a literal shitstorm, Vlad the Impaler’s hump-a-thon, and of course, murder involving none other than the undead.
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1. The High School Reunion From Hell
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3. The Date From Hell
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