Liches Get Stitches Series by HJ Tolson (1-3)
Requirements: epub, mobi, azw3 reader, 2.3 MB
Overview: Current interests include sleeping, tea and trebuchets.
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
1. Liches Get Stitches – Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs. Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you’re dead, right?
Wrong.
Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbours of the realm. Now instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man’s spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
Featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery, undead paradise never looked so good.
2. Liching Hour – Evil has arrived in the capital… and she’s looking to go shopping.
After a startling vision and an uninvited visit from a rival lich, Maud sets off for the city to prepare for war. Leaving a trail of deboned corpses in her wake, this simple country lich solves a few murders, commits a few more, and discovers along the way that some things are worth dying for. Again.
Maud’s heart may have stopped beating long ago, but she is determined to live her new ‘life’ to the fullest. Featuring necrotic crafting, neurotic knitting, two naughty crows, and one very haunted castle.
3. Lich, Please – Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but this hot lich is bringing ribbons and a sharp axe.
Having successfully stolen half the souls of Fairhaven out from under her rival’s pretentious undead nose, Maud must now find homes for all her new pets. But the living are much noisier than the dead, and as if that weren’t vexing enough, the self-appointed lich king has just unleashed a zombie plague onto the land, threatening both Maud’s patience and her wool supply.
Sometimes, to earn your peace and quiet, you just have to pop on a nice dress and go to war.
New undead adventures await, more murder, more mayhem, and definitely more abominable crafting.
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