King Henry Tapes series by Richard Raley (Books 1-5)
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Overview: Richard Raley was born and raised in Fresno, California and even still lives there on account of the city being an evil vortex you can’t escape. He grew up on Star Wars, Transformers, Legos, and Everquest–he never escaped them either. His rise to fame/infamy began with "The Foul Mouth and the Fanged Lady."
Genre: Fantasy | Humor
#1 – The Foul Mouth and the Fanged Lady
King Henry Price is fourteen, he loves everything he’s not supposed to and hates everything he’s supposed to. One day after his usual hour of detention he comes home to find an enigmatic woman named Ceinwyn Dale sitting in his kitchen, telling his parents lies about a special reform school. What she tells King Henry is different, she tells him he’s a mancer, a Geomancer to be exact, that he’s special, one in million maybe. She sure ain’t a fairy giant and King Henry sure as hell ain’t Harry Potter, but why not? Got to be better than the life he’s already got.
King Henry Price is twenty-two, a recent graduate of the Asylum as an Artificer. With the special ability to create lasting items of the Mancy, he’s spurned the Artificer’s Guild and struck out on his own to found an Artificer workshop looking to do things his way. One night, a vampire baroness claiming she’s named Anne Boleyn walks into his shop, telling King Henry he’s going to help her, and she’s not taking ‘no’ for an answer. King Henry is pretty sure the whole name thing is just a joke, but only pretty sure…
#2 – The Foul Mouth and the Cat Killing Coyotes
King Henry Price, honored and learned graduate of the Institution of Elements, has settled back into his normal life, running his Artificer shop, creating new designs, selling old ones, and ignoring the occasional explosion when testing goes haywire. He’s been minding his own business…only when he happens across a bunch of bullies picking on a woman, he can’t resist the opportunity to smash faces, can he?
King Henry never expected the bullies would be part of the Coyote Nation, he never expected that he could be starting a war, and he surely never expected one of his lost sisters would be on the other side.
Jordan Josephine Price…found you at last.
#3 – The Foul Mouth and the Troubled Boomworm
King Henry Price has faced down the Coyote Nation, he’s faced down the Vampire Embassies, he’s even making money from his Artificer Shop now, but nothing could prepare him for . . . his ex-girlfriend.
Valentine Ward, the one and only Boomworm, is in town. Now a Recruiter for the Institution of Elements, she has a favor to ask of King Henry . . . just one little story to convince a teenage girl that either she learns to control the Mancy or the Mancy will control her.
Into madness and an early grave.One little story for one little sister.One little story for Christmas Ward.
#4 – The Foul Mouth and the Headless Hunny
King Henry Price almost died the last time around. Meteyos, Curator, the crazy just keeps on growing in his life. Entities in the One-in-a-Million World want answers. Ceinwyn Dale and the Lady might be easily misled with half-truths, but another power is older, wiser, and far less human.
The Divine Court of the vampires calls, King Henry Price. Who could possibly be sent to come and collect you?
#5 – The Foul Mouth and the Mancy Martial Artist
My name is King Henry Price. Yes, really. You’d think you’d be over that one by now. I’m the only freelance Artificer in the Western Hemisphere, crafting and experimenting to make objects of unique magical power. I’m also a geomancer, means I’m good at breaking metal, glass, and all the other important parts that keep that box-like house over your head and not crashing down on it.
Few months back I told my mentor and the money behind my Artificer shop to get lost. Told her I didn’t need her any more. Some actions have unintended consequences. Got a new partner now, T-Bone I call him, even if he hates the nickname. Electromancer, makes him good with computers. Not sure what makes him good at business, probably being raised by an accountant.
Rebuilt my shop again. One little fire-bombing, no big deal, right? Doing things MY way this time around, rebuilt it as a comic shop. Even got us a geeky employee at the cashbox knows too much about pop-culture for her own good. But that’s just the front, the fake, the illusion. Real work is in the back. Selling artifacts to all comers now. Vampires, shapeshifters, mancers, don’t got no choice.
Can’t complain. Business is booming. Life is good.
Except for those unintended consequences…
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