Infinite Lives Online Series (1-2) by Elven Steele
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Overview: Elven Steele was born in the previous century, but would hasten to add that he is not technically an immortal. He loves Sci-fi, fantasy, retro gaming, comics, art, and (of course) writing.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
#1 – Infinite Lives
Winter is coming, is it? Well, if my shrivelled-up little energy bar is anything to go by, I’d argue that it’s already f***ing here.
Trust me, the infinite lives hack seemed like a good idea at the time.
Welcome to Infinitus, an exciting new MMORPG where you can make friends and mutilate people, without the complications that often arise from the latter. If you fancy having your digitized soul stuffed into a Wizard, an Elf, or one of any number of fantasy bodies, then this is the fully immersive gaming experience for you. Magic, melees, and if you play your cards right, adventurer-on-adventurer action await.
Or at least, that’s what the sons of glitches on the commercial promised me.
What I got was the Lord of the Rings on bloody amphetamines. A glitching garbage-fire of a game. As I write this, I’m trapped in a Red Zone, with a horde of unstoppable murder fiends, a clingy nemesis, and a pack of players who couldn’t give two tugs of a Donkey Kong’s you-know-what whether I live or die. The wrong end of my flaming sword keeps catching fire. The only NPCs who want to have sex with me are members of the Gnome community. And to make matters worse, I can’t log out.
Um, I did mention the tank full of heavily armed soldiers in mech suits who just arrived, right?
I am so screwed…
#2 – Mechs and Violence
Mechs! Violence! Stealth-Elves with semi-automatic weaponry!
My name is DeadPixel. And I’m really living up to my username…
Warning: this book contains adult humour, Elf-on-Mech violence, and sexually aggressive Gnomes.
A quick note to any player who may be considering joining my party: the fact that I am currently on fire is not a cause for alarm. And the rumour that my special skill involves getting repeatedly and horribly murdered isn’t going to be a problem either, I swear. And do you want to know why that is? Because I have the one thing the rest of you noobs can only dream of. (And no, I’m not referring to the scantly-clad Amazon with the whopping great set of stats… I only wish I was…)
I’m talking about infinite lives.
So what if my opponent looks like the b@stard lovechild of the Incredible Hulk and the ED-209 from Robocop. And who cares if my Wizard has gone on an unexpected journey to the off-licence, I didn’t need him anyway.
By the time I’ve left the battlefield, those tin-plated pix-holes won’t know what hit them… because I’ll be running away so fast, they won’t have the chance.
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