Gone Bitch: A Parody of Gone Girl by Steve Lookner
Requirements: ePUB, AZW3 & MOBI readers, 1.1 MB
Overview: Meet Nick. He’s kind of dumb. Meet his wife, Amy. She’s kind of a bitch. One day Amy goes missing. What happened? Find out…in GONE BITCH!
GONE BITCH is the hilarious new parody of Gone Girl which will have you on the edge of your seat AND rolling on the floor. All your favorite characters from Gone Girl are here…but way funnier!
First off, there’s NICK. Nick doesn’t seem particularly upset that his wife is missing, or particularly anxious to find her. But he is perfectly willing to stop by the searches for Amy…because he can try to pick up girls there using lines like, “I’d like to search YOUR woods.” Nick also loves lying to the police. For example, Nick’s alibi for the morning Amy disappeared is that he was hang gliding, taking a karate lesson, and shooting a major motion picture with Keanu Reeves.
There’s also AMY, Nick’s wife. Amy is basically the worst person ever. Which is unsurprising, since she’s a really hot girl. Therefore her one goal in life is to make her hot girlfriends jealous, no matter what it takes. Would Amy really stoop so low as to frame Nick for murder just to make her hot girlfriends jealous? If you don’t know the answer, then you haven’t hung out with enough really hot girls.
Genre: Fiction, Humor
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