God’s Factory by Terry Morgan
Requirements: ePUB reader, 122 KB | Version : Retail
Overview: Arthur Smedley Godley – wide boy and proprietor of Godley’s Garden Gnomes and Godley Investments gives lessons on money-making to a strange but very quiet visitor.
Sitting in his white leather, executive chair behind his white desk, Godley pontificates about his success to the visitor who sits silently in rapt attention.
Godley can talk endlessly and knows all there is to know about opportunism and money making. It started, we learn, with swindling a boy out of his sausage at school lunch. Godley’s knowledge has no limits and success is there for all to see from the Bentley parked outside the front door next to the sunflowers (“they have such big heads and rise above everything else”) to the thick pile Chinese carpet – given in return for once helping a Chinese man find “a bit of flooze around Harrod’s in Knightsbridge”.
And Godley’s business?
Well, he runs Godley’s Garden Gnomes from a rundown, old, red- brick factory around the back – but it’s really the front for his main venture, Godley Investments. Godley is a loan shark with a couple of big boned salesmen and a trouble shooter – Titibola – “six foot three, huge tits and a face like Joe Frazier”.
And the visitor soon hears about Godley’s deep business philosophy based mostly on a picture book about dinosaurs. “Sniff it out and snuff it out I always say.”
And being a business guru and self proclaimed “God’s gift to the local economy” he decides to compare himself to the other God.
Genre: Humor
Download Instructions:
http://corneey.com/wLjVFK
http://corneey.com/wLjVF1
http://corneey.com/wLjVF7
