Freaky Briefs: 75 Short Absurdities by Jeff Strand
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Overview: From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.
This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.
Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
The stories…
The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact
Fresh Fish
Clicking the Heart
The Wrong Dentist
The Skull Within
CraniumVision
Headspin
Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)
Thrill Ride
The First Cannibals
What’s in the Box?
Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter
Bernie
Beaks
The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer
Bummer Tarot Reading
Pull My Finger
Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium
Home With a Future
The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath
A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion
Make a Wish
Long Sleeves
Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies
Scrape and Scoop
How’s My Driving?
Granny’s Got an Ice Pick
A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen
And There Was a Metal Hook
Box of Chocolates
The Frostbite Movie
Breakthrough
Ten Little Babies
Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman
Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized
A Real Haunting
Vegan Training
Guillotine
Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake
Chick
Quicksand
It’s Drabble Time!
The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator
Wrongful Death Payday
Jigsaw Puzzle
The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet
Laundry Day
All The Cheese In The World
Not Enough Coins
Impressionable
Below Deck
The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards
The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable
Bradley Goes Crunch
Dusted
Intervention
Telemedicine
The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing
Bunny Ears
The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville
Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich
Last One In
Too Meta 2 Live
Steps
Santa Claus Kills 2020
Yak Attack
Job Reference
The Man Without Nails
Comeback
The Last Egg
Six Cents a Word
Encore
Making the Most of It
After
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