Even Gods Have Midlife Crises by N. D. Stone
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Overview: Divinity comes with a lot of peculiarities. Eternal life, unbridled powers, and, more than anything, the soul-crushing knowledge that intergalactic law prohibits you from using them anymore. After more than two thousand years of rotting in the pantheon and listening to Thor, Odin and Hephaestus brawl over the size of their tools, God snaps. No more of the others’ petty divine quarrels. No more of Buddha’s smacking lips and mouthful of pastries and poetry. No more of Krishna’s blues.
God returns to Earth – as an illegal alien. All God wants is a striptease, a spicy BLT, and some goddamned admiration. But when his divine colleagues catch wind of his debaucherous voyage back to Earth, he’s faced with some tough questions. How long can he risk the safety of not only his two newly-found followers, but of all of London in his manic quest for pleasure? Are crisps the currency of the future? And why is everyone and their bloody grandmother trying to sue him all of a sudden?
Never before have Gods seemed so utterly human.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
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