Eat, Spray, Love: One Cat’s Guide to Self-Discovery (Without Ever Leaving Home) by Blossom Sauers
Requirements: EPUB Reader, 2.2 MB | Version: Retail
Overview: A self-actualization guide for felines and their owners, from a proud house cat who stays at home keeping her carbon pawprint small, rather than traipsing around the globe looking for love in all the wrong places Savvy and spoiled, the author of this book has been described by her vet as "high-maintenance," a label she wears with pride. Why shouldn’t she be? She deserves it. Through her book, Blossom shares her philosophy on living the best life possible, including her views on guests ("I have mixed feelings about house guests. They disrupt the natural order of things but bring exciting alien smells"), mealtimes ("Never eat out of plastic if you can help it. You deserve better."), the world outside: ("Birds. They think they’re so cool flying between the trees and up in the air"), and the meaning of life ("Is there anything better than the feel of the sun on your belly? Remember, the sun that shines through your window is the same sun that shines on Tuscany, Tahiti and Provence.") Blossom also imparts her wisdom about romance. Having had several close encounters with the opposite sex, she tells us when to spray ("Only when you know he’s interested and has sprayed first") and when not to spray ("Never spray if you’re around one of those cats with lopsided facial markings. Asymmetry is the sign of a deviant"). Why go all the way to India when the truth of the universe lies within?
Genre: Non Fiction, Humor
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