Dodging Fate series by Zen DiPietro (#1-2)
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Overview: Zen DiPietro is a lifelong bookworm, dancer, writer, and a mom of two. Perhaps most importantly, a Browncoat Trekkie Whovian. Also red-haired, left-handed, and a vegetarian geek. Absolutely terrible at conforming. A recovering gamer, but we won’t talk about that. Particular loves include badass heroines, British accents, and the smell of Band-Aids.
Genre: Science Fiction | Humor
Dodging Fate: Second Chance
So, I’m a redshirt. I come from a long line of redshirts. I denied it for a long time, but when your family members have a habit of getting decapitated, impaled, or just plain dematerialized, you eventually have to face facts.
My dad had his spine removed from his body when a member of his crew de-evolved into what I can only describe as a cross between an alligator and a yeti. A yeti-gator, as we now refer to it.
My uncle was bitten by a phase-shifted arachnid and unintentionally relocated to an alternative universe that didn’t have oxygen. I mean, seriously. Try calculating those odds.
My grandmother was happily baking cookies when a cyborg transported into her kitchen and assimilated her. Technically, she’s still alive, and she does send me cookies every now and then, but to be honest, they taste like shit. Cyborgs have no idea how to make proper cookies.
My great-grandfather had just landed a cargo ship full of rutabagas when a nearby ship malfunctioned and shot a harpoon straight into the cockpit. A frigging harpoon. It doesn’t even make sense. You know what else? I have no idea what rutabagas are used for.
There are more examples, but relating the tragic demises of the majority of my family members is bumming me out. Do you have any idea how depressing family reunions are for a redshirt?
Charlie Kenny has a fork phobia, a cyborg nana, and more bad luck than a black cat breaking a mirror on April Fool’s Day. He’s on his way into space for the first time, and it’s bound to go epically wrong.
Dodging Fate 2: Extra Fateful, Uber Dodgy
Charlie, Greta, and Pinky are back for more unfortunate happenstances, cosmic mayhem, and laughs.
Ring in the holidays on the Second Chance, then watch Pinky, Greta, Nana, and even Charlie whack some blagrooks.
Next stop, Pinky’s home planet, Medbar II. There will be dance battles, epic ice cream, and hardcore matchmaking. Because that’s how it’s done on Mebdar II.
No trip to the Mebdar system would be complete without visiting Mebdar IV, the galaxy’s best little retirement planet. Enjoy food that’s free of choking hazards and handrails down every path. Alert and eager staff will be there every step of the way, in case you fall down.
Just watch out for the cyborg invasion.
As always, enjoy your stay on the Second Chance. We elevate you, because you elevate us.
Oh—be sure to watch out for the elevator. It’s still on the fritz.
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Dodging Fate
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