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Overview: Sedona Ashe doesn’t reserve her sarcasm for her books; her poor husband can tell you that her wit, humor, and snarky attitude are just part of her daily life. While she loves writing paranormal shifter reverse harem novels, she’s a sucker for true love, twisted situations, and wacky humor. Sedona lives in a small town at the base of the Great Smoky Mountains in Tennessee. She and her husband share their home with their three children, adorable pup, five cats, an arctic fox, chickens, an emu with happy feet, and over a hundred reptiles. When she isn’t working, she enjoys getting away from the computer to hike, free dive, travel, study languages, and capture places and animals in her photography. She has a crazy goal of writing a million words in a year, and spending six months exploring Indonesia.
Genre: Audiobooks > Fiction > Paranormal Romance
1. Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine:
I have huge man problems—literally—since one of my mates is a T-Rex.
Things are about to get interesting, because my day job happens to be in a museum, a museum full of dinosaur bones, if you know what I mean.
It turns out my bloodline is older than dirt, and an ancestral matchmaker decided to send me some gifts…aka, men. And not just any men, but dinosaur shifters from the past.
I’ve read enough paranormal romance to know all about fated mates, but I’ve never heard of fated dinosaur mates. These men are supposed to be my perfect match, here to help me learn about my magic. Rawr. Yes, they are as sexy as you are imagining.
My life had been a routine of working and spending time watching TV with my pet pig, Albert Einswine. Now, I needed to learn to control the magic I never knew I had, learn more about my family line, and help these sexy dino shifters adjust to modern society. All while hiding a T-Rex sized secret from the world.
To make matters worse, detectives are looking into the explosion I may or may not have caused when my blood mixed with some magic-infused ancient dust, which is a serious problem since the sexy green-eyed detective has my heart flip-flopping in my chest.
Dinosaurs & Disasters is a light-hearted, paranormal romantic comedy with a whole lot of steam. If you are hoping to learn about dinosaurs, this probably isn’t the book for you, but if you want to giggle hard enough that the people around you think you’re crazy, then this might be!
2. Dinosaurs, Dilemmas & Albert Einswine:
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend got it wrong. It turns out bones are a girl’s best friend.
Not that kind of bone… get your mind out of the gutter.
We’d arrived at the museum, and everything was going well. Okay, fine. That’s a lie.
It had gone exactly like the rest of my life had since my dino mates had come crashing into my life… which is to say, it had been a catastrophe of prehistoric proportions. By a weird twist of fate, we’d narrowly avoided being arrested after we’d destroyed the fundraising gala and terrorized the guests.
Things didn’t go as I’d planned for the rest of the trip, either. Especially when Albert decided to slip his leash and go looking for his own little souvenir to take home….
Except, he didn’t go shopping in the museum’s gift shop. And it wasn’t exactly a replica that he picked out. Which really sucked since the absolute last thing I needed was another dinosaur shifter to deal with….
3. Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine:
I’m ready for the chaos of Texas to be a speck in my rearview mirror.
When the museum director throws me a bone by arranging for us to visit a fossil dig in Utah, I jump at the opportunity. I need a breather from all the craziness that has become my life since waking multiple dino shifters. A dig in Utah sounds like exactly what I need, the perfect getaway. As long as I stay away from any dino shifter bones… other than in the bedroom, of course.
The first surprise is the primitive campsite. These cabins don’t even have running water. Oof.
The second surprise is being chased through the woods by someone—or something. Gulp.
The third? Well, let’s just say my attacker is more than a little freaked out when we tumble into a pit and he comes face-to-face with a brontosaurus. Surprise, mother-clucker!
You would have thought dealing with a newly awakened shifter and working through things with Albert would have been enough drama for one vacation. But someone is stealing from the dig site, and suspicion falls on everyone in the campsite… including my mates, Suli, and me.
My mates create a security detail to unravel the mystery, while I spend my time learning how to control my magic. I absolutely suck at it, but don’t judge me! It’s just really tough, okay?
How’s a girl supposed to manage four dinosaur shifters, a sexy detective on high alert, and Albert Einswine, who continues to cause endless mischief and chaos?
I’ll tell you how—with lots of coffee, no sleep, and possibly a slight detour into madness. Ignore the evil maniacal laughter. Maybe I’ll feel better after a nap.
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