Dave Barry Turns 50 by Dave Barry
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Overview: From the Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist comes a celebration of the aging process. Not just Dave’s, but that of the whole Baby Boom Generation–those millions of us who set a standard for whining self-absorption that will never be equaled, and who gave birth to such stunning accomplishments as Saturday Night Live!, the New Age movement, and call waiting.
So pop open a can of Geritol, kick back in that recliner, grab those reading glasses, and let the good times roll–before they roll right over you!
Genre: Non-fiction | Educational
Here Dave pinpoints the glaring signs that you’ve passed the half-century mark:
– You are suddenly unable to read anything written in letters smaller than Marlon Brando.
– You have accepted the fact that you can’t possibly be hip. You don’t even know if "hip" is the right word for hip anymore, and you don’t care.
– You remember nuclear-attack drills at school wherein you practiced protecting yourself by crouching under your desk, which was apparently made out of some kind of atomic-bomb-proof wood.
– You can’t name the secretary of defense, but you can still sing the Mister Clean song.
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