Daddy, Stop Talking!: And Other Things My Kids Want But Won’t Be Getting by Adam Carolla
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Overview: Last Will & Testament of Adam Carolla
I, Adam Carolla, being of beaten-down mind, declare this to be my Last Will and Testament. I revoke all wills and addendums previously made by me. (You guys never did listen, anyway.)
Article I
I appoint the rest of the world’s unappreciated dads as Personal Representatives to administer this Will. I bequeath to them the right to crack a couple cold ones in the garage after working their asses off all week and ask that they be permitted to watch all the p*rn they like and not have to change diapers and get dragged to every preschool "graduation" and PTA meeting.
Article II
To my wife, I leave a safe-deposit box, the sole content of which is a note reading "Get a job. I’m dead," and my best wishes on trying to keep up with the unending demands of our houses, cars, dog, and kids.
Article III
I devise, bequeath, and give my kids this book, Daddy, Stop Talking. Since you guys were the death of me, I leave you these pages of wisdom. But no cash, cars, or property. You’ve got to earn those. On that note, I further demand that the following message be placed on the marker of my grave: "You’re All on Your Own Now. Enjoy."
Genre: Biography
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