Confessions series by Timothy Lea
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Overview: Timothy Lea was a pseudonym for Christopher Wood ~ Wood felt trapped by the expectation that he would produce more serious novels like his first two. He wanted an idea that would be profitable enough to allow him to write full-time. This is when he came up with the idea of a series of books which combined his own experience of doing manual jobs as a youth with the mythology of the randy window cleaner. Thus was Timothy Lea born.
Genre: Erotic Romance | Comedy
Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.
Confessions of a Window Cleaner
It always took longer to clean the inside of the windows…
Timothy Lea is asked to be a window cleaner by his brother-in-law Sid, and he helps to satisfy all of his customers… in whatever way is necessary.
Viv preferred a man with experience.
Dorothy was a little careless with her underclothes.
Mrs Armstrong provided tea and cake beforehand.
Brenda consumed marshmallows afterwards.
Sandy drew the line at taking her clothes off.
Sonia performed for an audience.
Overwhelmed by the hospitality of his customers, Tim found it increasingly difficult to keep his mind on the job. Soon he longed for the peace and quiet of a steady relationship with his girl friend Elizabeth. But even the quiet and virginal Elizabeth was full of surprises…
Confessions of a Traveling Salesman
You’ll never guess what he’s selling…It’s girls and laughs galore from the moment Timmy enrols on the HomeClean Salesman’s Training Course…right through to joining brother-in-law Sidney in selling Hirohito’s Revenge – the incredible Japanese multi-purpose cleaner. Door to door selling with a team of hand-picked Japanese lovelies can’t be bad – or can it? Readers of Timmy’s previous amorous adventures will know the answer to that one!
Confessions of a Milkman
Fresh, creamy and delicious — the milkman who always asked whether they wanted it delivered in front or round back…
‘It’s terrible what you milkmen do to get business,’ she says, squirting another load of foaming suds into the bath. ‘You stop at nothing, do you?’
I don’t answer her at once because it had never occurred to me that there was a business angle to what I am doing — or about to do. … There was I, feeling a bit guilty about being on the job when I should be on the job, and all the time I am on the job … with this happy thought bubbling through my mind I step forward briskly.
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
When you’re a Holiday Host at Melody Bay Holiday Camp you’re expected to provide most of the entertainment in whatever fashion the happy campers demand. And some of the demands are distinctly above and beyond the usual call of duty. Not that Timothy was unwilling to oblige what with Janet, June, Elise and the rest of them shattering their fingernails on the door of his chalet. And then of course there were Nan and Nat, the Camp owner’s nieces, pursuing their own ideas of female liberation through the shuddering chalets…
Confessions of a Driving Instructor
The classic sex comedy of the 70s, available for the first time in eBook.
Scream if you want to go faster! Who knew learning to drive to could be this exciting? Certainly not Timothy Lea and his brother-in-law Sid, who’re a little overwhelmed by all the top beauties who suddenly want a play behind the wheel…
Confessions from the Shop Floor
Timmy and Sid can’t go wrong at the bed shop, surely? It seems a nice, soft option!
But that is before they factor in the Rightberk brothers who run the firm, Professor Nuttibarm, who designs the beds, and all of the ladies — Jean from the bed-testing center, the Russian Bed Union Comrade Nitya Pullova, and all those ladies desperate for a new bed to help with their sleepless nights…
Confessions of a Long Distance Lorry Driver
Long distance lorry driving. It doesn’t sound glamorous, does it? Not until you throw in the ‘expert’ lorry saleswomen Babs and Suzanne, a double-jointed circus girl and an opportunistic strip-tease. Sid and Timothy certainly deliver the goods…
Confessions of a Plumber’s Mate
Nice to know your plumbing’s in full working order, isn’t it? Tim and his brother-in-law Sid are certainly up to the job. Their clients include the sophisticated Imogen, the rich Mrs Murdstone, Mrs Richmnd who just needs a little bit of cheering up, Miss Finch, who is more than a little bit kinky, and the lovely Mrs Butler – but will they be happy with the results?
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