Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series by JB Lynn (#19, #21 & #25-#32)
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Overview: A Jersey Girl transplanted to the Sunshine State, JB (you can call her Jen) writes laugh-out-loud suspense and mysteries with a dash of romance, but she’s been known to dabble in the occasional goosebump raising thriller.
Genre: Fiction > Mystery > Humor
The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger (Book 19)
Just when she thinks she may be catching a break, Maggie Lee is saddled with babysitting her psychic friend, Armani, whose spirit guides have suddenly deserted her. They never warned Armani that she’d be robbed while waiting for an online date who stood her up or that someone would break into her home. But investigating the trouble in her friend’s world isn’t Maggie’s only problem. Someone shoots her avian pal, Mike, and Maggie is determined to find out whom. Neither task is easy, but Maggie’s difficulties are intensified by trying to keep her unruly household running in the absence of Aunt Susan, who seems to have dropped off the planet. And oh yeah, Maggie’s ne’er-do-well dad has returned to town. Can Maggie successfully juggle her investigations, cops, bad guys, a reporter, her menagerie and her crazy family? Or will it all be too much for her?
The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel (Book 21)
Even a good man makes mistakes. In Maggie Lee’s topsy-turvy world, Angel Delveccio is one of the good guys, but now it seems he’s gotten himself into some trouble. Can Maggie get him out of it? It’s not like she doesn’t have enough problems of her own. She’s struggling to pacify both the people and pets of her household — all of whom aren’t shy about voicing their litany of complaints and demands about their new home. Stretched thin, Maggie attempts to broker familial peace while simultaneously contending with an external threat that revolves around a human skull. And let’s not forget that a certain mobster has tasked her with keeping his nephew out of hot water. Can Maggie protect Angel while keeping her family safe and together, or will someone be lost?
The Hitwoman Owes a Favor (Book 25)
Maggie Lee may be an inept hitwoman, but she pays her debts. When Maggie told her friend Mia that she’d help her out of any mess she found herself in, she meant it. Of course they’d both been fifteen at the time. Maggie hasn’t seen Mia in forever, until she suddenly shows up, intent on holding Maggie to her promise. Mia’s husband has disappeared, taking their money with him and she desperately needs it. While Maggie has other things to worry about, namely protecting her father from whoever is trying to kill him, Mia makes it impossible for her to not reciprocate the favor. Bound by a pinky swear, Maggie tracks down Mia’s soon-to-be-ex but doing so puts her at odds with the guys who have her back: Patrick, Zeke and Gino. If Maggie’s not careful, her long-ago promise could have deadly consequences…especially since her psychic friend has predicted she’s going to die.
The Hitwoman and the Teddy Bear (Book 26)
Maggie Lee has done some really questionable things, but she’s never stooped so low as to steal a child’s toy. There’s a first time for everything. Maggie’s life is always complicated, but her tenuous balancing act becomes even more dangerous when she’s given the job of stealing a teddy bear from the grandson of the mobster Delveccio. As she struggles to keep the different facets of her life separate, her family faces multiple threats to their safety, and there’s a very real chance she won’t be able to protect everyone she loves. Her best chance at success depends on the help of her pets…and you can bet they all have something to say about that.
The Hitwoman and the Body (Book 27)
When mob boss Delveccio is framed for murder, it’s up to everyone’s favorite hitwoman to prove he didn’t do it. But that’s not the only problem Maggie and her menagerie are dealing with. It’s not even the biggest one. The person who is threatening to kill Maggie’s entire family needs to be dealt with. Things are going to get messy…even by Maggie’s standards.
The Hitwoman Pays a Debt (Book 28)
Maggie Lee is a woman who pays her debts and now she’s running herself ragged. When the mysterious Ms. Whitehat asks her to work at a dentist’s office to gain access to a safe, Maggie can’t say no. She probably should have turned down her murder mentor, Patrick Mulligan, when he wants her to tail a suspicious cop, but she owes him. And she also couldn’t refuse to help US Marshal Griswald when he requests her assistance to solve one last case before he retires. Speaking of his retirement, Aunt Susan is planning the party of the century for him and she expects Maggie to bring a date. But making it to the party on time may prove difficult since repaying her debts has resulted in Maggie doing a dangerous dance with a killer.
The Hitwoman Plays Courier (Book 29)
No good deed goes unpunished. When Maggie Lee helps an old man who’s fallen, she ends up working as a courier for his well-to-do son. Proud of herself for landing a legitimate job that doesn’t involve a windowless office, Maggie ignores red flags and the concerns of God that all may not be what it seems. She’s too busy traversing the landmines of literacy involving a certain mobster’s grandson and juggling the two men who both want more from their relationships with her. Maggie’s already stressed out when things go wrong, really wrong, with a delivery. A man’s dead and the police know about her involvement with him. With the help of her pets and the two men vying for her affections, Maggie must figure out what the heck is going on…or God may be lost forever.
The Hitwoman’s Girls’ Night Out (Book 30)
What could possibly go wrong when a girls’ night out is arranged by Armani Vasquez? Maggie Lee is about to find out. When Maggie humors her quirky, psychic friend and agrees to a long-delayed night of “fun” she has to deal with the uniquely challenging dynamics of her female friends and family, a roomful of people who could potentially reveal her secret life, and a distraught, emotional support guinea pig. Not to mention that her mom, who’s out on a temporary pass from the nut house, claims to have witnessed a murder. It’s going to be a memorable night for Maggie and the girls, but will it prove deadly.
The Hitwoman’s Getaway (Book 31)
A romantic room, gourmet meals, free booze, massages…that’s what Maggie is promised when she’s sent away on a pet-friendly romantic getaway. Crazy fellow guests, a missing couple, a human skull, and someone trying to kill her is what she ends up getting. With the help of the core members of her menagerie and a new furry friend, Maggie tries to figure out what’s going on while staying alive and how to salvage her romantic weekend. But a killer has other plans…
The Hitwoman vs The Security Guard (Book 32)
Even though they drive her crazy, Maggie Lee is all about family. Now it seems her half-brother has gotten himself into trouble with someone known as The Security Guard. Luckily (or not!) The Security Guard is now proving to be a problem for the mob boss she works for and he wants him taken out. Maggie jumps at the chance to get rid of the danger to her brother and the thorn in her boss’s side. But her assassination attempt doesn’t go as planned. (Do they ever?) Now she’s the target of The Security Guard’s wrath. Can old friends, new allies and her loyal pets save her?
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