Coffee, Beer, and a Good Chair by T.W. Keez (Jona Midget Assassin Book 1)
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Overview: The universe is big. Jona is not. When he discovers a portal to a space station in his mother’s basement, he embarks on a hilarious and touching adventure to find his father and protect Earth from losing the only three things valued everywhere in the universe: coffee, beer, and a good chair.
Featuring
Jona – our beloved main character
Marcus – Jona’s best friend
Priya – a webcam model from India
Aerora – a punk girl with attitude
Bartis – a green lounge singer
Doctor Mengalo – a mad scientist who can skate
Starbuck Whoppner – a moron
Katie – a computer AI who inherits the personality of an adult film star
and Officer Threeskin – a cop
Will Jona finally find his missing father?
Will Whoppner succeed in his quest to control all Earth’s valuable resources?
Will the Earth be around long enough to destroy itself, or will an alien race do it for them?
How many tacos is too many tacos?
Find out the answer to some of these questions in Book One of Jona’s hilarious adventure. Not the taco one though, that is a trick question. There can never be too many tacos.
Genre: Science Fiction
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