Bubba the Monster Hunter Collected Editions series by John G. Hartness (#1-3)
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Overview:John Hartness is a recovering theatre geek and award-winning poet from Charlotte, NC. He is the author of The Black Knight Chronicles urban fantasy series, featuring snarky, non-sparkly vampires with bad attitudes and comic book collections to rival Stan Lee’s!
A graduate of Winthrop University, John has spent twenty years in some form of theatre, from performing and directing to designing and producing. He’s played roles such as Petruchio in Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew and directed classical (Hamlet) and contemporary (Corpus Christi) classics alike.
Genre: Horror > Short Stories
#1 Monsters Beware
He’s big, he’s bad and he’s here to save the day. From the author of The Black Knight Chronicles comes a new series of supernatural comedy with a Johnny Cash soundtrack and a Kevin Smith twist. The first collected edition of Bubba the Monster Hunter stories features the three "B’s" of fine literature – beer, boobs and blood. Add the fourth B for Bubba and you’ve got a rollicking good time!
Meet Bubba the Monster Hunter, a 6’5" 340-pound hero for the working man. If it goes bump in the night, Bubba’ll kill it. Vampires, Zombies, Ghouls, Werewolves, Ghosts, Witches, Warlocks, whatever. If it can be shot, he’ll shoot it. If it can be hit, he’ll hit it. And if there’s a payday involved, he’s on the case.
Voodoo Children –
In this first Bubba the Monster Hunter story, everybody’s favorite redneck is chasing zombies through the hills of Tennessee. Follow Bubba through beer joints, strip clubs and graveyards as he and his best helper Bertha (a .50 Desert Eagle Pistol) make sure that what’s dead, stays dead.
Ballet of Blood –
He’s back and badder than ever. Bubba the Monster Hunter returns in the hilarious follow-up to Voodoo Children. In Ballet of Blood, Bubba has to investigate a mysterious touring dance troupe that of course turns out to be more than he expected.
Bubba, backed up as always by the hilarious Skeeter, has to make do with his wits and what weapons he can find backstage at a theatre to get out of his most dangerous adventure yet.
Ho-Ho-Homicide –
Bubba’s back and this time he’s in costume! Everybodys favorite redneck monster hunter goes undercover as a mall Santa to get to the bottom of a series of mysterious murders. Along the way he encounters snotty kids, annoying mothers, a smokin’ hot elf, the spirit of Christmas and a tribe of fairies that would rather make war than toys!
Tassels of Terror –
Bubba’s back, and this time it’s personal! A mysterious fire destroyed a topless club in South Carolina, and Bubba must get to the bottom of the mystery and rescue a missing stripper before more bloodshed ensues. A timeless story of love and pole dancers by the author of Voodoo Children and Ho-Ho-Homicide.
This collection also features a pair of John Hartness short stories never before available for purchase!
#2 Monsters Mashed
Bubba’s back, and more hilarious than ever! Monsters Mashed collects four more adventures of everybody’s favorite blend of horror and humor! Join Bubba, Skeeter, his Desert Eagle Bertha and a host of hilarious characters as the Southeastern Regional Monster Hunter for the Holy Roman Catholic Church takes on rakshasa, chupacabra and other monsters he can’t spell!
Cat Scratch Fever – Bubba the Monster Hunter returns in a love story for the ages! Okay, not really. But there are big guns, bar fights, cheap women, cheaper beer, even cheaper one-liners, and a six-foot tiger taking a leak on a headstone. No really, that last part happened.
Love Stinks – Bubba’s back! There’s a cupid on the loose in a nursing home, and he’s wreaking havoc with broken hips, high blood pressure and horny octogenarians! Can Bubba and his pistol-packing nun sidekick save the day before the cupid plants a magic arrow in our favorite Monster Hunter?
Hall & Goats – Bubba’s back, and this time he’s chasing a creature he can’t even pronounce! A mysterious creature called a chupacabra is attacking livestock in Florida, and Bubba’s on the case! But there’s someone else investigating this chimichanga, too! Who is it? Is she hot? Will Bubba get her naked before the story is over? And what the hell is Bubba doing hunting chalupas in a dry county?
Footloose – Bubba hunts a bigfoot in Virginia mountain country and finds so much more, including a hottie federal agent and a blast from his past that will change Bubba’s life forever. And probably not for the better!
#3 Monsters Everywhere
Bubba’s back with three more tales of bullets, boobs and beer! The final three episodes of Bubba Season 1 include the hit prequel novella Family Tradition!
Sixteens Tons – Bubba’s back and he’s another day older and deeper in debt! Well, not really, but he’s butt-deep in goblins and running low on bullets! Little green monsters have climbed out of a coal mine in West Virginia, and Bubba’s here to save the day.
Family Tradition – THIS is the story Bubba fans have been waiting for!
How did Bubba become a monster hunter?
What happened to his father?
What will he and Agent Amy have to deal with when they find him?
Join Bubba, Skeeter, Bertha and a lot more of the Bubba clan as we go deep into the past of everybody’s favorite XXXL-sized monster hunter. Plenty of action, booze and bloody fighting in this prelude to the Bubba the Monster Hunter series.
Final Countdown – In the startling climax to Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 1, Bubba returns home to take care of some unfinished business and rescue Uncle Father Joe from Bubba’s psychotic father.
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