Bones and Bagger (Waldlust Series #1) by Ted Minkinow
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Overview: My Name is Gaius Teutoberg. Don’t laugh, and nobody gets hurt. I know, reminds you of a Roman Bratwurst, and yeah, I’ve heard most of the jokes over the years. You might think up a new one though, and if it’s really funny, I’ll make sure I’m the last person that will ever hear it. Get what I’m saying?
You’d call me a vampire, I prefer to be known by my line of work. I bag groceries at the American Commissary in Wiesbaden, Germany. Sounds special ops but it’s no more than loading groceries in customers’ cars. And I work for tips of the cash variety, not the “buy low, sell high” thing. My bagger friends call me Gare…none of them know about Gaius. So to the world I’m a twenty-year-old grocery store bag boy, not Gaius, Prince of the Teutoberg Forest Clans, though I could afford one of those remote castles if I wanted one. But the cool chicks don’t hang out at those places so I won’t either.
Genre: Fiction; Horror
In Bones and Bagger, my old friend Sparky shows up at the commissary parking lot near quitting time and sticks a knife in my back. Not knife as in a metaphor for betrayal, but knife as in metal and sharp. It collapses a lung, rips my clothes, and leaves me wondering how to explain the blood to the bagger gang. That’s nothing new with Sparky. Every half-century he appears with an idiotic scheme.
This particular Sparky-induced buffoonery progresses to a thousand-year-old shrine containing the bones of a legendary German hero. Also, my first attempt at grave robbery. I battle a sexy Hungarian warrior-woman assassin and life-long amorous stalker (good news), match wits and muscles with demons (bad news), and take a trip to the other side of the veil to save Sister Christian, Vince the Bonny Prince McDonald, Watanabe, and Jesus Rodriquez, the people I love. My ghost-roommate Helmet assists. Helmet’s ghost-dog Karl does not. There’s also an angel involved. A real one.
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