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Overview: All volumes of the series ‘Bloody Hell and Me’ are self-contained and can be read independently. Fans can expect a reunion with the characters from the fantasy bestseller ‘Vampires, Bad Luck and Frying Pans’.
Genre: Fiction > Romance Paranormal
Vampires, Bad Luck and Frying Pans (#1)
"When a woman has a kitchen utensil between her fingers, raise your hands, take three slow steps back, turn around and run for your life!"
The arrogant vampire Jeremy is about to firsthand discover the truth of such sayings.
Linett, a witness to a murder, is expected to give a statement that could not only spell trouble for the murderer but also set off a domino effect in the entire Parisian underworld. What starts as an easy assignment for Jeremy (kill the girl!) soon unfolds as the greatest challenge for the seasoned hitman.
Till Stake Do Us Part (#2)
I’m marrying him! Whether he likes it or not!
Amélie has known this since she was five years old. The fact that her dream prince is not only quite a bit older but also, above all, carries very sharp teeth with him doesn’t matter at all.
Her decision is firm: As soon as she grows up, she will marry her vampire boyfriend!
However, her resolution is easily shaken when her unwitting fiancé disappears overnight without a single word.
Her surprise is all the greater when he reappears twenty years later. Under a different name, not having aged a day – and on his knees before her. Unfortunately, not to finally propose marriage, but in genuine distress. Not only does Jason have to fiercely defend his supremacy in the Parisian Mafia, his killing is supposed to be the masterpiece of Amélie’s friend – a vampire hunter.
But a woman who knows that true love is never found on Tinder is more than willing to overlook these minor details.
Abductions are Purely a Matter of Nerves (#3)
"I should have kidnapped Satan’s daughter instead. At least she’d only stick her father’s trident up my rear end."
Half an hour – that’s all Pauline needs to make Gaylord regret kidnapping her. She just needs to work on her escaping skills because Gaylord keeps foiling every one of her creative escape plans. But when his fiancée suddenly shows up at the door, the tables turn, and Pauline makes a decision. She’s determined to make her kidnapper’s vampiric life a living hell. Now Gaylord not only has to prevent Pauline from fleeing but also ensure his fiancée remains oblivious to his schemes and his rather unique dietary habits.
Pauline is supposed to help Gaylord transform from a vampire into a human. Who would have thought that you’d have to fight fire with fire? To top it all off, his feelings suddenly go haywire. Should he give in to the urge to throttle Pauline, or taste her blood and lips? Because Pauline is the most seductive confection he’s ever encountered.
Everything You Bite Can Be Used Against You (#4)
"Men only come into my life if they come in a body bag!"
Helen reacts to romance and love with nothing more than a rash, certainly not with hearts in her eyes. Throwing a man naked out of the opera is rather amusing – at least as long as he scurries away from it. Unfortunately, there’s a guy who would need to be abducted by aliens to be deterred from Helen’s path.
Finally, Robert tackles an investigation that has nothing to do with flying pans, nagging women and brief-clad sex gods. But it’s easier said than done to track down the flourishing trade of new synthetic drugs. If he can’t get to the infamous Jason Harris, he’ll just have to strip down in front of his assistant until she willingly spills the information.
However, he soon realizes that Helen could be more dangerous to him than the entire Parisian Mafia put together.
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