Arena series by Logan Jacobs (#1-8)
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Overview: Logan Jacobs is a USA Today bestselling author of science fiction & fantasy.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Arena
Thank you, thank you, thank you all for coming. What a great looking group of people we have here today. As your President, I feel it’s important to tell you all about this guy. He’s a great guy. A real stand up guy. A real go-getter. His name is Marc Havak, and let me tell you, this guy is going to be huge.
See, when the aliens came down and told us they’d enslave all of the human race if we didn’t send our bigliest warrior to participate in their arena death games, I laughed at them. It was really funny because they obviously didn’t know who they were dealing with. Know what I mean? Then they said they would pick the greatest warrior, and they picked Marc Havak. He seemed like such an average guy, but he was a true blue American. He even worked as a truck driver! That’s the kind of good guy we want defending us from aliens.
I took one look at Marc and realized that he was just the right guy to save our planet. I always make the best decisions, and this one was one of the best decisions. Turns out Marc was really good at kicking alien a**. He won all the games, got all the prizes, and slept with all the hot alien women. And let me tell you, these women are some real beauties, and they don’t mind sharing Marc. He is just that great. Of course, he’s still not quite as accomplished as I am, but no one is.
Arena 2
My fellow Americans, we are here for one reason: the fact that I picked Marc Havak to represent us in the crucible of carnage. Now, before we talk about how fantastic I am at making world leader decisions. Let’s talk about how great this sequel is.
I’ve read many sequels, and all were bad. Very very bad. But this one? It’s the best. And not just because I’m in it. No. Well, yes. I’m in it, and I always do a fantastic job with everything. But it’s also because Marc kicks a ton more alien ass, bangs a ton more alien babes, and generally shows the universe why Americans are the ones who always save the world.
Arena 3
If there is one thing I know, it’s winners. And I am fantastic at picking winners. Everyone I pick wins. I know it. America knows. The world knows. It’s a fact. And Marc Havak is a winner. Period. Tremendous winner. The best. Exceptional.
When aliens came to Earth and said they needed a winner, well, I was busy running America. Fantastically. So, the next best winner was Marc Havak. And I have not been wrong. I’m never wrong, and I was right about Marc.
Through two books he’s been funny, handsome, and beaten odds that would have made ordinary men cry like losers. He’s kicked so much alien butt and snagged so many kick-ass alien ladies all while making us laugh with witty one-liners, that even I can’t help but be impressed. The only other person that has impressed me more is me. And I’m tremendous.
Arena 4
Tremendous. Tremendously tremendous. Tremendous in its tremendocity. That is how I would describe book four in the Arena series. I say so. Everyone says so. But mostly, I say so.
My best friend, Marc Havak, who I hand picked to represent the planet Earth in an interstellar gladiatorial competition, has kicked-butt and taken names, as I knew he would. Everyone I pick wins. And they win bigly.
But this book, wow, this one is amazing. Intense action with yours truly saving the day and telling these alien losers how much they suck? You’re hired. Bad-ass space babes who are total hardbody tens? You’re hired. More witty one-liners than a Schwareneggar flick from the 90’s? Hired.
What? You’re still looking at the blurb? Come on. You need to read this book right now. For America.
Arena 5
Tremendous to the power of five. Spectaularism that’s better than four but less than six. That is what you are going to get with Arena Book Five. If you are back for more than you know what you are getting yourself into.
“Welcome, welcome, champions,” Chi-Cheshire’s feline voice boomed out across the dark, cloud covered night, “to the skies over Normandy, France for one of the most important battles in the planet Earth’s history – The D-Day invasion. We’ve split our champions into two opposing teams – on one side there is the Axis forces of Nazi Germany who will be defending the beachhead. On the other, we have the Allied Expeditionary Force who will be attacking from the air and sea. It’s a deadly game of capture the flag. Who shall be victorious? Let’s watch and see!”
Arena 6
Do you know what you are in store for? Of course you do, but I wouldn’t be your President if I didn’t tell it to you again with the best words. We are talking about the most sexiest and hottest warrior space babes. We are talking over the top blistering action that makes Michael Bay movies look like something directed by that Jim Jarmusch guy. We are talking pop culture references that make Ready, Player One look like something your grandparents forgot about. But this time, add space murder mysteries, galatic conspiracies, a roller disco, and a prison escape.
Arena 7
Seven. It’s a bigly number. The biggest this series has ever seen, and that’s to be expected, because I only endorse the best and most biggest possible.
And that’s what Arena is. It’s a fantastic story about the best American President of all time picking Marc Havoc to represent the world in the very important Crucible of Carnage space battle arena thing.
But this book is a bit different. For one, it’s back in the good old USA. Second, Marc has to save my daughter from all these illegal aliens. Literal illegal alien terrorists from outer space. Bad guys, I assure you. Very bad garbage aliens. The worst. Thirdly, It’s even more tremendous than the previous six books because there are more guns, more space-babes, and more Nakatomi Plaza. I’m even in it, since I make the best decisions and only hire winners, and the biggest winner of them all is Marc Havoc.
Arena 8
Great. Great. Great.
The biggliest and most impressive harem series to ever have been written by anyone who writes books that are written. Just fantastic. And I know these things because, believe me, I know things. Really important things. All these things.
If you haven’t read the stories of Marc Havak yet, I feel bad for you. Unless you are about to start reading them. Then you are in for a treat. They are the best. High energy. Big.
Now, I don’t do spoilers. I do “Incredible Leadership,” and “Being the Best President in the Universe,” and “Amazing Business Man,” but I will tell you that you won’t be disappointed in the grand finale of the Arena Series.
As usual, Marc does just what I would have done, and he saves the universe from a bad hombre AI, avenges his friend, and then bangs all the sexy babes. And I know beautiful women, so trust me, all these babes are elevens. Eeeee-levvv-annnns.
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