A Fashionably Dead Diary by Robyn Peterman (Hot Damned #9.5)
Requirements: .MP3 reader, 45 MB
Overview: Getting blackmailed sucks. Getting blackmailed by Satan into ghost writing his autobiography/romance really sucks – hard.
But I’m not a weenie or a welsher. I’m a semi-materialistic, Prada lovin’ Vampyre-Demon with a bad attitude and a serious lack of cheating skills. If I were a good cheater, I wouldn’t be in this heinous position. I lost, and now I have to pay.
However, the price might deplete the wavering amount of sanity I have left…so I’m turning to you, dear diary, to pour out my inappropriate feelings and murderous inclinations toward a family member who shall remain nameless. Who in the hell am I kidding? I’m gonna name that butthole over and over on these secret pages. It’s Satan or Lucifer or the Lord of Darkness or the Dark Angel – or, as I like to call him, Uncle F–ker.
That’s why I have chosen you, dear diary. You don’t have a mouth, as far as I know, and if you do, I’ll remove it – violently. Please keep that in mind as I tell you all my secrets. I’ve dealt with talking books and walls, and they’re a real pain in the ass. So if you turn out to be one of those, we’ll have a problem.
Sit back. Relax, and get ready for a hellish ride.
xoxo, Astrid
Genre: Audiobooks > Fiction
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