2 Novels by Leesa Harker
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Overview: Leesa Harker is from Belfast and studied English Language and Literature at the Open University. She has been a bank manager, car mechanic (yes, seriously), perfume spritzer in Debenhams and animal welfare person for Northern Ireland’s equivalent of the RSPCA. She has been writing poems and stories since she was a child, and now has a successful blog and website at http://www.leesaharker.com.
Genre: Romance
50 Shades of Red White and Blue: Well. Lis is a wee story about me and Mr Red White and Blue. Sure didden I meet him down le Bru on a back-til-work interview. He was tall, dark and bucksome and he was gorgiz in lem chinos. So nie if ye want a wee giggle and yer nat too squeamish, let me tell ye all what happened sure ye ll nat believe it. We re talking baps, blindfolds and a Belfast Bus Tour ye ll never forget. Oh Mammy, don t start me! Maggie Muff xx
Dirty Dancing in Le Shabeen: Well. It all started when Big Sally-Ann announced what she wanted for her fortieth birthday. Nat satisfied wih le two-man tent I gat her for doggin up Black Mountain, she wanted til do le last dance from Dirty Dancin in le shebeen on her birthday night. Sure ya know the one wih Janny Castles an his snake hips an Baby Houseman an her thin thighs. Here s me whaaaaaa? Ya wanna hear le carry on lat went on tryin til get it all organised. We re talkin fake passports, front wedgies an a Zumba class lat I ll never forget! Oh Mammy, don t start me!! Nie, get a wee feg lit an a cuppa tea (or a pint a Buckey) an I ll tell ya all about it! Maggie Muff xx
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