2 Novels by Jeff Strand
Requirements: ePUB Reader, 584 Kb
Overview: Author of a bunch of demented books, including PRESSURE, DWELLER, A BAD DAY FOR
VOODOO, WOLF HUNT, SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME, BENJAMIN’S PARASITE,
FANGBOY, THE SINISTER MR. CORPSE, and lots of others. Three-time Bram Stoker Award finalist.
Three-time Bram Stoker Award loser. Four-time Bram Stoker Award Master of Ceremonies.
Genre: Horror & Fantasy
Pressure: Darren and Alex were best friends when they were kids. But now Darren has become
murderously insane. He’s determined to have his old pal Alex team up with him on a killing
spree-and he won’t take no for an answer.
How to Rescue a Dead Princess: From the creative genius who would have brought you
Hamlet, The Scarlet Letter, and a less-boring Moby Dick (if he’d been born on time) comes this
outrageous comic fantasy. It’s a tale filled with so much adventure, so much excitement, so
much vocabulary, that all who read it will suffer a fit of giddiness that will freak out everyone in their general vicinity. It’s the saga of Randall, a squire assigned to escort the lovely Princess
Janice on a diplomatic journey of utmost importance. Then she gets killed. Now Randall must
overcome desperate odds and ridiculous dangers in his quest to bring her back to life…before
the entire Generic Fantasy Land falls into the evil clutches of The Dark One Packed to the
bursting point with unrestrained silliness (so be sure to hold it a safe distance from your face
when reading), How to Rescue a Dead Princess is the novel all the really cool people are
reading this year, an epic fantasy for your family to cherish approximately forever.
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