The Coffin Hotel Series (#1-3) by Erik Weir
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Overview: What is there to say?
I like wild, crazy adventures. Book worm with a bad case of the shakes between finishing a book and starting a new one. Monsters can be beautiful. Reality can take a long walk off a short plank. Lover, fighter and movie monster watcher. Have fun and enjoy the journey.
Genre: Fiction > Sci-Fi/Fantasy
1. The Coffin Hotel: An Urban Fantasy Adventure
All I wanted was a friggin burrito.
My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it?
I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel.
Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I’m clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.
This is my journey of gaining power, fighting injustice, making sure the guests are comfortable, and trying to not lose my head.
The Coffin Hotel is an Urban Fantasy Adventure with action, humor, angels, witches, undead, demons with Karen haircuts, tentacle nerds, over the top situations, unconventional relationships, and burritos!
2. The Coffin Hotel: Knightmare: Book 2: An Urban Fantasy Adventure
I thought I had this managing a supernatural hotel down, until things started getting spookier than usual.
When my boss, the god of Autumn, Death, and Justice, appeared out of the blue and gave me an assignment that may be filled with certain danger, an unholy artifact, and watching over three monstrous women, you bet your dead heart you better pay attention.
Next thing I know, I have dead people, demons, lizard people, and corrupted monsters at my front door. Bad enough my food supplier is ticked because I forgot to pay him, and I have a mysterious VIP on their way to the hotel.
Good thing I have new friends and plenty of burritos. I’m going to need all the good I can get as a darkness from my past comes back to haunt me.
Welcome to my continued adventures as I manage a supernatural hotel, take care of the guests, and fight against a dark chaos before it consumes everything.
Cracks knuckles. Just another night on the job.
The Coffin Hotel: Knightmare, is an Urban Fantasy Adventure with action, humor, angels, banshees, witches, undead, cursing, alcoholic drinks, demons in suits, necromancy, over the top situations, unconventional relationships, and burritos!
3. The Coffin Hotel: Dead Furious: Book 3: An Urban Fantasy Adventure
The best and worst thing about managing a supernatural hotel is managing a supernatural hotel.
The good. The afterlife lately has been pretty sweet for the most part. The staff has grown and we all are getting along famously. The hotel is looking great and the soul pennies keep flowing in, clawed hand over fist. I’ve been thinking about adding a new wing to the hotel, and maybe purchasing those little mints you put on pillows to classy up the joint.
The bad. Horrific monsters want to raid the hotel. I have pages to an unholy book that can end the world. Monstrous bikers are terrorizing the guests. Organizing an event is hell. One of my staff has severe issues with reality. I don’t want to brag, but a lot of monsters want to kill me. I made a deal with a demon. Also, I’m not sure I will be able to afford my next burrito shipment because of reasons.
The ugly. Someone close to me is in danger and I will do anything I can to protect them.
Welcome to my continued adventures as I manage a supernatural hotel, take care of the guests, gain new powers, and fight evil. Time to dead up!
The Coffin Hotel: Dead Furious, is an Urban Fantasy Adventure with action, humor, angels, banshees, big freaking spiders, undead, cursing, alcoholic drinks, monster bikers, revenge, over the top situations, unconventional relationships, and burritos!
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