2 Novels by Cordelia Speedicut
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Overview: I’ve always felt that erotica tends to take itself too seriously – a stick up its collective bum, as it were. For my part, I find the whole bumping of pelvises thing to be intrinsically comic. Fun in other ways, too – but still. I started out trying to write parodies of the genre, and discovered that a whole lot of exaggeration was needed to get beyond the standard fare. So I settled for a serving of perversity with (hopefully) a bit of humour on the side. It took me a while to notice that there were some recurring themes that were a bit … sideways. The most consistent thread you’ll find here is transformation. Not the furry hentai sort; more the sort of thing that Greek and Roman mythology revels in. I find there’s nothing like a meadow full of nymphs and satyrs to get the blood stirred. Not that these creatures necessarily make an appearance in every story. Just sayin’.
Genre: Erotic Romance Humor
Club Latex: Several young Ladies visit a new Fetish Club – which, Unfortunately for them, is Secretly run by a Mad Doctor. Even more Unfortunate is the fact that he is Founder and CEO of Doc Abseil’s Animatronic Orgasmatron Manufacturing Enterprises.
Warning: this story contains fantasy (including physical transformations and improbable genitalia); also couplings involving men, women, orgasmatrons and beasts. sometimes in groups, and often with toys. Oh, and hopefully some humor.
The author offers the following additional disclaimers: Some action sequences should not be attempted at home. No animals were hurt in the production of these stories. All actors are professionals – not necessarily that kind. Certain of the acts depicted (including girl on girl, incest, weird science, and those involving latex, liquor and masturbation) may, if you prefer, be taken as having been simulated. Do NOT try the positions described herein at home without a reputable Kama Sutra to hand. It has helpfully been pointed out that many are anatomically impossible. By chance, the author has actually studied anatomy, and concurs with that assessment. This is why magic (or undiscovered science, which is perhaps the same thing) has been invoked to explain unlikely organ sizes or plumbing arrangements, not to mention the whole transformation thing mentioned above.
Charlotte the Harlot: A young woman annoys her lover – who, as it turns out, has both Trust issues and Thaumaturgical talents. She finds herself transformed to become a rather nice inflatable – and insatiable – sex doll. Luckily, her best friend sets out to try and meet her needs – resorting variously to frat boys and stallions.
Warning: this story may contain fantasy (including physical transformations and improbable genitalia); also couplings involving men, women, and beasts – sometimes in groups, and often with toys. Oh, and hopefully some humor.
The author offers the following additional disclaimers: Some action sequences should not be attempted at home. No animals were hurt in the production of these stories. All actors are professionals – not necessarily that kind. Certain of the acts depicted (including girl on girl, incest, thaumaturgy, cross country riding and those involving latex, clowns and masturbation with liquor bottles) may, if you prefer, be taken as having been simulated. Do NOT try the positions described herein at home without a reputable Kama Sutra to hand. It has helpfully been pointed out that many are anatomically impossible. By chance, the author has actually studied anatomy, and concurs with that assessment. This is why magic (or undiscovered science, which is basically the same thing) has been invoked to explain unlikely organ sizes or plumbing arrangements, not to mention the whole transformation thing mentioned above.
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